When it is the time for monsters to knock our doors, newspapers are
flooded with Halloween humor. Not only that, there are plenty of
websites exclusively dedicated to Halloween and these websites contain a
complete reservoir of jokes on Halloween.
Here is presented some real fun Halloween humour for you to enjoy:
Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Q. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A. No body
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A. Dayscare centers
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice Scream
Q. What's a monster's favorite play?
A. Romeo and Ghouliet
Q. How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula? -
A. He has a big D on his pajamas
Q. Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles? -
A. Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin
Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A. They're good at keeping things under wraps
Q. What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A. A wash and wear wolf
Q. What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn
flakes?
A. A cereal killer
Q. What do the birds sing on Halloween?
A. Twick or Tweet
Q. What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
A. Tombstones
Q. Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
A. It's good for the bones
Q. What does a vampire fear most?
A. Tooth decay
Q. Where did the vampire open his savings account?
A. At a blood bank
